5. THINGS DON’T PROGRESS.
You know by now you and the guy you’re dating should’ve been breaking some relationship milestones. But you’re in a stagnant relationship. You’re not moving forward.
You’re like a car stuck in a ditch, waiting for the big push to get you out of it. But it never comes. Damn, there are better things to do on a Friday night!
6. IT’S A LAME EXCUSE.
Sorry, but almost relationships feel like an excuse for guys wanting to stay in a casual relationship.
The promise is that you’ll be figuring things out and choosing each other, but excuse me, WTF is there to “figure out”? You’re either in or out—and “almost in” doesn’t cut it.